By Daniel Hooker
A friend of mine is about to become a Catholic, and he told me he was starting to study the catechisms. And it just popped into my head: “What chases a catechism? – A dogma.”
A friend said to me, “You really ought to do stand up comedy!”
I answered, “At my age, I’d rather do sit down.”
You heard about the riots in Paris on the 4th of July? They blew up a cheese factory, and 10 kilometers away they found d’Brie!