By Daniel Hooker From Eliza Q: What kind of shoes does a literary writer wear? A: Converse. ~ Some people are confused about what a will is. To me, it’s pretty obvious. It’s a dead giveaway. ~ Archeologists are having a huge party tonight. They found the largest dinosaur tibia bone ever! It should be…
By Daniel Hooker Three From Debbie at Ace Hardware: Q: Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast? A: In French, one egg is un oeuf. ~ Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? A: It doesn’t take any, because why should they change the light bulb? It’s…
By Daniel Hooker From my friend Micolino: Q: Were did Noah stow his bees? A: In his arc hives. ~ From Amelia at the Library: Q: How do flowers whistle? A: With their two lips. ~ From David at Ace Hardware: Q: How do you protect your bagels? A: You put a little lox on…
By Anne Cotter Moses Arranging LettersPlace four As, four Bs, four Cs andfour Ds into the grid such that no twoof the same letter appear in the sameline, horizontally or vertically, noralong the two main diagonals.(The top four are filled out for you.)
By Daniel Hooker From Lin Simpson: Q: What did the Italian fisherman say when he caught an eel? A: That’s a moray. ~ Q: Why can’t chickens make more than one sound? A: Because they can’t think outside the boks. ~ I have a cousin who collects a lot of magazines. He’s got a barnful….