By Daniel Hooker
A child asked his father, “Can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”
The father said, “No, Son.”
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As I wake up to my first cup of dark French Revolutionary roasted coffee, I wonder if I should have another.
Nah, it’s decapitated.
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Did you hear about the parishioner who got asked to leave the church because he made a statement that Jesus had a lisp just like he did?
It was quite a slap in the faith.
Warning: Do not tell this joke to Mike Tyson. He might beat you to the punch line.
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Q: How do you tell the sexes of ants?
A: You put them in a bowl of water. The females sink, and the males are buoy ants.
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I went to a restaurant and the waiter asked me if I wanted to box for my leftovers after my meal. I said, I don’t like fighting.
That’s a quick joke with a punch line.
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I went to Thriftway the other day. I don’t want to sound conceited, but I’m pretty sure the cashier was checking me out.
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Do you remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now when you talk about botox, nobody even raises an eyebrow.
That’s a deadpan joke.
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I have a serious condition where I steal library books.
I should probably get it checked out.
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Q: What do you call a computer that can sing?
A: A Dell.
Yep, that’s a quick joke. It’s got a lot of bits in it.
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Q: What do you call a woman who is really bad at drawing?
A: Tracey.
