Q. You want to know what the longest word in the English language is?
A. Smiles! The first and the last letter are a mile apart.
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Q. What do you call a retired cowboy who is too crazy to go out on the trail anymore?
A. De-ranged!
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If a priest gets defrocked, shouldn’t a bad electrician get called de-lighted?
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I entered ten times in a contest to see which would win, but not one time in ten did.
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When I got a new dog, I got a new leash on life.
