By Daniel Hooker
Amelia, a librarian at the Vashon Library, said that she ate a synonym roll yesterday.
It gave her the saurus’t throat she ever had.
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From Chad at the library:
What is Grumpy of the Seven Dwarves’ favorite bread?
Sour, d’oh.
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From a checker at Thriftway:
Q. Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow covers for winter?
A. They’re making all the headlines.
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Two more from Amelia:
Q. Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
A. Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Q. What do pirates call a vacation?
A. Rrr and Rrr.
