By Daniel Hooker
The story I want to share this month is a simple one. Do you remember the man, named Carl, who had hearing aids in both ears? He always told the best Dad Jokes ever. One day, he was at the Senior Center telling jokes around the room. But all you could hear was the punch line, and all you could see were the expressions of the ladies. The punch line was “Dam.” The joke was, “What did the fish say when it hit the wall.” The expressions on all the ladies were beyond compare. They all thought Carl had lost it, swearing around the room.
And now, after a pack trip to the North Pole and back again, we’ve got some holiday jokes for you to share around the roaring fire or dinner table with your loved ones. Stay warm!
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Christmas or Santa Clause? An egg-nog-stick.
What is Santa’s favorite singer? Elvish Presley.
What is Santa’s daughter’s name? Noel!
How do you tell a male snowman from a female snowman? Snow balls!
What kind of cap does a snowman wear? An ice cap.