By Daniel Hooker
From Steven at the Vashon Library:
By mistake, I swallowed some disappearing ink and had to go to the hospital.
I had to wait to be seen.
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Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
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From Thalia at Granny’s Attic:
Q: Where do they milk camels in the Middle East?
A: At a dromedary, of course!
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Q: How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
A: Ten tickles!
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I replaced my rooster with a duck. Unfortunately, now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
