Llaughing Llamas Chronicles – May
Entertainment, Llaughing Llamas, May 2024

Llaughing Llamas Chronicles – May

By Daniel Hooker

From Steven at the Vashon Library:

By mistake, I swallowed some disappearing ink and had to go to the hospital.

I had to wait to be seen.


Q: Why do cows have bells?

A: Because their horns don’t work.


From Thalia at Granny’s Attic:

Q: Where do they milk camels in the Middle East?

A: At a dromedary, of course!


Q: How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

A: Ten tickles!


I replaced my rooster with a duck. Unfortunately, now I wake up at the quack of dawn.

May 9, 2024

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