Daniel Hooker

There’s No Place Like Home, Part 2
Island Voices, June 2025

There’s No Place Like Home, Part 2

By Daniel Hooker Olga and I met at our Vashon Library, to complete the second part of her story (“There’s No Place Like Home.”) I listen to Olga and the details of her intensive caring for two raccoon cubs. From the after-meal belly massages (feeding being done with a small eye dropper of a bottle),…

Llaughing Llamas Chronicles
Entertainment, Llaughing Llamas, May 2025

Llaughing Llamas Chronicles

By Daniel Hooker One of the worst critics of my joke column passed away; I went to his funeral and I stared into his coffin: “You’re dead wrong. Thinking outside of the box is better.” ~ Someone asked me where my grandmother and grandfather lived. I replied, “Alaska.” “Never mind,” he replied, “I’ll ask her…

Llaughing Llamas Chronicles
April 2025, Entertainment, Llaughing Llamas

Llaughing Llamas Chronicles

By Daniel Hooker Did you know that Atheism is a non-prophet organization? It should be investigated by DOGE, Congress, and the WHO for taxation without representation. ~ I have a new response to people’s questions about why I’m walking on crutches: “I’m avoiding a Cane Mutiny and a Staff Infection.” ~ An original from my…

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