By Daniel Hooker
Compliments of my land lady, and expanded upon by me:
I used to be interested in being a banker, just like my grandfather in Nome, Alaska.
But I lost interest in making cold, hard cash.
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You can get a sleigh online this time of year, if you’re willing toboggan.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion?
A bunion!
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What’s the difference between a stoner, a politician, and a vampire who smoke marijuana?
The stoner inhales. The rest suck.
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From Stephanie:
If you get in a fight with clowns, which one should you go for first?
Go for the juggler!
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