By Daniel Hooker
Never donate to people who collect money for marathons.
They just take the money and run.
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Did you hear about the man who spontaneously evaporated?
He’s mist.
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I used to be addicted to soap.
Now I’m clean.
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Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the heck out of the dogs.
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A skydiver is on his first jump. As he descends, he pulls his ripcord and nothing happens. As he’s plummeting towards the earth, he sees someone coming up from below.
He calls to him, “Do you know anything about parachutes?”
The man replies, “No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?”
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Q. Which superhero likes hummus the most?
A. Pita Parker
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From the editor: The following joke was printed incorrectly last issue. Enjoy the correct version.
Q. How do old hippies count their wives?
A. One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie, three Mrs. Hippie …
