By Daniel Hooker
If someone in an electric car hits you, can they be charged with battery?
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If a weatherman has cataracts, are all of his forecasts partly cloudy?
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Q. If an electrician’s children get out of line, does he ground them?
A. Only if they’re slightly wired.
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“How much does the Aurora Borealis weigh?” I asked a friend.
They said, “I don’t know.”
I said, “I don’t know either, but it sure is pretty light.”
