By Daniel Hooker
I went to the doctor the other day. He said my DNA was all backwards.
I said, “AND?”
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From Leslie at the Food Bank:
Where do bad rainbows go?
They go to prism, of course! It’s nothing bad. It’s just a light sentence, so they can reflect.
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When I was young, I had a job with the circus. I was a human cannon ball, until I got fired.
Later I got a job in the military, and had flashbacks.