By Daniel Hooker
A friend came up to me and said she’s giving up ham for Christmas.
I said, “Porque no?”
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A rabbi, a priest, and a politician are on a road trip, and their car breaks down out in the country. They see a farmhouse in the distance. They walk to the farmhouse, knock on the door, and explain their situation to the farmer.
The farmer says, “Well, it’s too late to go into town right now. We can go there in the morning. I have room for two of you in the house, but one has to sleep out in the barn.”
The priest says, “I’ll sleep in the barn. I don’t have a problem with it.”
An hour later, there’s a knock on the door. The priest is there and says, “Due to my allergies, I can’t sleep out in the barn. There’s hay everywhere.”
The rabbi says, “I’ll sleep in the barn.” So, the rabbi goes out to the barn.
An hour later, there’s a knock on the door. The rabbi is there, and says, “I can’t sleep out in the barn. There are pigs out there, and it’s just not kosher for me.”
So, the politician goes out to the barn. An hour later, there’s a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door, and there’s the pig and the cow.
