By Daniel Hooker
From Pam:
Q. What should you do if you overdose on seaweed?
A. Seek kelp.
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My editor wants all my jokes to be pc. But I don’t even own a pc.
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Did you hear that the Swedish Navy has put bar codes on the bows of all their ships? Yes, they have, so that when they come into port they can scan-di-navy in.
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A termite flies into a saloon and lands on a bar.
A server comes up, and asks, “Can I help you?”
The termite replies: “Is the bar tender here?”
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From Mona Lisa:
Q. What do you call a retired race horse?
A. Destabilized.
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I have fond memories of my childhood: My father rolling me downhill in tires – those were good years!
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A pun hasn’t fully matured until it’s full-groan.
