By Daniel Hooker
Q. What do you call a man who has been digging all day?
A. Dug.
Q. What do you call a man who hasn’t been digging all day?
A. Dug-less.
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Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A. Beef jerky.
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I injured myself last month playing with radio waves.
It still hertz.
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Q. What do you call an overweight psychic?
A. A four-chin teller.
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I bought a wig at Granny’s the other day for 25 cents.
It was a small price toupee.
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Q. What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
A. Diddly squats.
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Is this stool taken?”
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I have this urge every day to sing the Lion King.
But it’s only a whim-away.
