By Daniel Hooker
“If you haven’t ever tried archery blindfolded, you’ll never know what you missed.”
That’s a pointless joke!
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This joke is from Keena:
Q. What to do you get when you cross a snake with a pastry?
A. A pie-thon, of course.
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My dog is so smart. I asked him, “What’s two minus two?”
He said nothing.
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I just burned 2,000 calories!
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
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Q. What do you call two chiropractors who’ve got each other’s backs?
A. Vertebros.
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I took my cat’s meds.
Don’t ask meow.
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I’m writing a book on reverse psychology.
Please don’t buy it.
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From Shannon from Granny’s:
Q. Why aren’t chili peppers any good at archery?
A. Because they don’t habanero.
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