By Daniel Hooker
I’m doing some work on the house. First floor, everything is on track and going well. But upstairs is a different story.
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The definition of Irony: the opposite of Wrinkly.
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Witches are really bad at math, but great at spelling.
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A pony goes to the vet, and says, “Doc, I think I’m dying. My throat is so sore, I can hardly talk!”
The vet examines his throat, and says, “You’re not dying. You’re just a little horse.”
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In England they use a lift, while we use an elevator. I guess we were raised differently.
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Did you know that if you drive a Subaru backwards on this Island, U R A BUS?
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Of all the inventions made in the last 100 years, the Dry Erase board is the most remarkable.
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Why did the man fall down a deep hole? He couldn’t see that well.
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I have a bunch of jokes about unemployment. None of them work.
