By Daniel Hooker
Does anybody remember the chiropractor joke I told?
It was about a weak back.
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Everyone knows that Albert Einstein was a genius.
But did you know that his brother Frank was a monster?
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I met a friend the other day with my dog. I was telling her a joke, when she reached down to pet Falkor. He backed away, because she was wearing alpaca fingerless gloves.
“Interesting,” she said, and she took off her gloves to pet him. “I had a similar reaction from a cat the other day. It hissed at me until I took off the gloves.”
I responded, “So you mean, the cat had a hiss ta mine reaction?”
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As I get older, it’s easier to roll my joints.
I sprained my ankle today.
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Q: What kind of pants does a psychic wear?
A: They wear para normal pants.
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Someone tried to submit some old jokes. They were so old that the Donner Party cannibalized them. And they were so old, they were bare bones, and had no taste left.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender asks him, “What’s with the paper towel?”
The pirate says, “Arg, I have a Bounty on my head.”
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My father was a conjoined twin. We used to refer to my uncle as “my uncle on my father’s side.” When they were surgically separated, we changed that to “my father’s brother, once removed.”
Do you have a joke you’d like to see in the Llaughing Llamas Chronicles? Submit yours for consideration at: vashonloop-jokes@janevalencia.com.
