By Daniel Hooker
From my friend Micolino:
Q: Were did Noah stow his bees?
A: In his arc hives.
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From Amelia at the Library:
Q: How do flowers whistle?
A: With their two lips.
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From David at Ace Hardware:
Q: How do you protect your bagels?
A: You put a little lox on them.
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In the IGA Market, someone threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I caught it, then screamed at the guy, “What the Hellman, you missed the Best Foods! Next time you better get closer, or ketchup.
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From Miss Ally by way of Caitlin:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room, when a man enters and asks, “Can you see me?”
They responds,”Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”
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American cats say, “Meow.” Chinese cats say, “Mihow.”
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My Dog Falkor told me a joke today. He asked me, “What do you call a a Dog in a submarine?”
A subwoofer.
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I did some research on my Indian relatives in North Carolina, I got excited when I heard a cousin was a Medicine Man. Turned out he works as a pharmacist for Rexall.
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Last night someone broke into my house and stole a dozen eggs. Police found a clue — a saucepan partly full of water. The police said that they suspected poachers.
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Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s really at.
