By Daniel Hooker
Do you know that we have five planets that are lining up right now? And one of them is Uranus. Reminding me of an old Star Trek joke! “What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?” Well, they both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
What do you call a bunch of cattle sleeping in a field? Bulldozers!
What do you call the type of milk that a miniature cow gives? Condensed.