By Daniel Hooker
A man goes to Australia after meeting a U.S. couple that shared tales of a town in the Outback called “Life.” The town had a tea called Koala that had rejuvenating properties. It took a week’s worth of travel with buses and jeeps to get to the town. Once the man arrived, he found the only restaurant in town.
The man entered and sat down at a table of a sparsely busy place. The Aboriginal waiter handed him a menu and walked away. Ten minutes went by, and finally the waiter returned, asking what would the man care to drink? To which the man said he’d like to try the Koala tea that he’s heard has wonderful benefits. The waiter left with his order. Ten minutes, then 20 minutes went by, with the man almost fuming at waiting so long.
Finally, the waiter returned after 30 minutes, with a pot of tea, a cup, a fork, and a spoon. The waiter asked if he can be mum (pour the tea), to which the man replied, yes. The man smelled the tea. It had a sweet, fruity smell with undertones he was unfamiliar with – maybe eucalyptus, he thought. Then, taking his first sip, he started spitting out a bunch of white fur.
Outraged, the man screamed at the waiter, “What’s this?!”
The waiter replied, “Maybe you haven’t heard? But Koala tea in Life is never strained.”
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From Jack at Euphorium:
Did you hear about the man who spontaneously evaporated?
He is mist!
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From one of our Ace Hardware helpers:
What do you call a nun or priest who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic!
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What do you call a nun who can’t decide how to vote?
Nun of the above!
