By Daniel Hooker
Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?
A: Stationery!
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I bought a new thesaurus, and all the pages were blank. I was left without a word.
I thought that joke was funny, so I told it to two young people in their twenties.
They asked me what kind of dinosaur that was.
I said, “Google it!”
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I just found out today why you should walk at least a mile in another man’s shoes before criticizing him.
- You’ll be at least a mile away from him.
- You’ll have his shoes on.
- If you’re wise, you’ll get his car keys too. It’s safer that way.
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From my landlady:
Q: Why did the fork break up with the spoon?
A: Because she was stirring up too much trouble.
I responded: Just in tine!
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Editor’s note: In the May Issue we mixed up two of the jokes. We are reprinting the two jokes – corrected – here. We regret the error.
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work!
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Q: Why do cows have hooves?
A: Because they lactose!
