By Daniel Hooker
This joke comes from Bob at Ace Hardware:
A customer is at the checkout stand, and the cashier asks, “Paper or plastic?”
The customer answers, “You choose.”
The cashier replies, “Baggers can’t be choosers.”
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At the Olympics I saw a guy carrying a long stick. I asked, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German. But how did you know that my name is Walter?”
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Did you know that the guy who invented the ferris wheel never met the guy who invented the merry-go-round?
They traveled in different circles.
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There’s a new term for people who have insomnia and sleep-eat:
Insom-num-num-num-numia.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest of the days are week days.
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If you turn over a canoe you can wear it as a hat – because it’s been capsized.
