By Daniel Hooker
Q. How do old hippies count their wives?
A. One Missis ‘Ippie, two Missis ‘Ippie, three Missis ‘Ippie ….
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A friend reminded me of the hit song, “Walk Like an Egyptian.”
I tried that.
Then I had to find a Cairopractor.
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I just tried the new firefighter’s weight loss system. This morning was quite successful, in some ways. I burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave the brownies in the oven while taking a nap.
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Sundays are always sad.
But the day before is a Sadder day.
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I started telling everyone about the benefits of dried grapes.
It’s about raisin’ awareness.
