Llaughing Llamas Chronicles
Entertainment, Llaughing Llamas, March 2025

Llaughing Llamas Chronicles

By Daniel Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross a GPS with an alligator?

A: A navigator.

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I have a contact lens problem.

I have no solution.

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I want to tell you about this woman that I know who only eats plants.

I know you never heard of her-bavore.

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I went to a silent auction the other day. I won a dog whistle, two agitated mimes dressed in blue, and a pair of new hearing aids.

Note: I know not everyone will get this joke, but some have!

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The other day, an old Islander told me that the majority of the car accidents on Island were caused by deer!

I said only an Island as liberal as Vashon would let deer drive. So be aware of the deer on-Island. They might have you in their headlights.

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I went to the Bank yesterday on my crutches. The teller said I had an outstanding balance.

I said, “Thank you. I studied several martial arts when I was young.”

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Someone said that I should do stand-up comedy.

I said, “At my age, I’d rather do sit-down. At least then when my jokes die, I won’t be far from the floor.”

March 8, 2025

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