By Daniel Hooker
Did you know that Atheism is a non-prophet organization?
It should be investigated by DOGE, Congress, and the WHO for taxation without representation.
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I have a new response to people’s questions about why I’m walking on crutches: “I’m avoiding a Cane Mutiny and a Staff Infection.”
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An original from my landlady, Lynne Simpson.
Q. Where do records go at the end of their life.
A. They go to their vinyl resting place.
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Q. Who is the wealthiest man in Mexico?
A. Jeff Pesos.
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As I was about to walk into IGA, there was a woman with a pit bull with the name of Hoss.
She said, “Look. I got my dog some ice cream.”
I looked. It was Häagen-Dazs.
I said, “So you got some Doggen-Hoss, I see.”
She smiled.
Doggen-Hoss – ice cream for dogs!
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Last month I had a lot of car issues, but bad brakes never stopped me before.
