By Daniel Hooker
Q: What do you call a lazy opossum?
A: A pouch potato.
Editor’s note: This is a correction of this joke printed in the May issue.
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Q: What events do spiders like to attend?
A: Webinars.
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Q: What type of bat loves doorbells?
A: Ding bats.
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Q: How did Vikings send secret messages?
A: By Norse code.
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Q: What is a snake’s favorite subject at school?
A: Hissstory.
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Q: What dog always knows what time it is?
A: A watch dog.
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Q: Did you hear about the dog that ate a clock?
A: He got ticks.
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Q: What do you call a cross between a sponge and an electric eel?
A: A shock absorber.
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