By Daniel Hooker
From Evelyn at Thriftway:
Q. What do you call a waffle on the beach?
A. A San Di-Eggo.
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I can’t help being funny. I was born wit’ two humorous bones.
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Q. At the Strawberry Festival, what did one strawberry say to the other?
A. You got us into this jam.
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
Im-pasta.
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Q. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
A. The space bar.
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Did you know that Elon Musk constructed a French restaurant in space?
Yep. The food was good, but it had no atmosphere.
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Q. How does a penguin make his house?
A. Igloos it together.
