By Daniel Hooker
I’m tired of everything being abbreviated. I keep on asking folks what IDK means.
They keep telling me, “I don’t know.”
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I’ve been reading a horror in braille, just to practice my skills.
I know something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
I’ve already got goose bumps!
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I just joined a dating site for arsonists.
Yep, the dating site gave me a lot of matches
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My obese parrot died, and everybody felt sorry for me.
But I told them, “It’s actually a huge weight off my shoulders.”
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Starting with aerobics classes in your 60s makes it easier to meet new people.
Today I met two paramedics, two nurses, and one cardiologist, and I nearly met Jesus.
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I invented a new game of tennis. It’s called “Silent Tennis.”
It’s just like regular tennis, but without the racket.
