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Entertainment, Llaughing Llamas, October 2024
Llaughing Llamas Chronicles – October
By Daniel Hooker Q. How do old hippies count their wives? A. One Missis ‘Ippie, two Missis ‘Ippie, three Missis ‘Ippie …. ~ A friend reminded me of the hit song, “Walk Like an Egyptian.” I tried that. Then I had to find a Cairopractor. ~ I just tried the new firefighter’s weight loss system….
Entertainment, Llaughing Llamas, September 2024
Llaughing Llamas Chronicles – September
By Daniel Hooker From Pam: Q. What should you do if you overdose on seaweed? A. Seek kelp. ~ My editor wants all my jokes to be pc. But I don’t even own a pc. ~ Did you hear that the Swedish Navy has put bar codes on the bows of all their ships? Yes,…
August 2024, Entertainment
Llaughing Llamas Chronicles – August
Q. You want to know what the longest word in the English language is? A. Smiles! The first and the last letter are a mile apart. ~ Q. What do you call a retired cowboy who is too crazy to go out on the trail anymore? A. De-ranged! ~ If a priest gets defrocked, shouldn’t…