By Daniel Hooker
Q. What’s the most dangerous thing in your bathroom to use as your life preserver
A. A sink!
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From J.J. Mormon at Island Lumber:
I can’t understand why New Yorkers make such a big deal about New Year’s Eve. I mean, after all, every year they drop the ball!
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I saw a leaf that was in the shape of a chicken. Apparently it’s from a poul tree![pole-tree? poultry!]
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Q. What’s the most sarcastic bear on earth?
A. A pan! Duhhhhh!
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I went to a wedding this weekend. It was so emotional, that even the wedding cake was in tiers!
