Marc J. Elzenbeck

Elon Musk in Talks to Buy the ’Hawks
April 2026, Editorial Page

Elon Musk in Talks to Buy the ’Hawks

One week before winning this year’s NFL Super Bowl, Jody Allen, long-time manager of the Estate of Paul G. Allen, a family trust that owns the Seattle Seahawks, issued a statement saying the team was not yet for sale.  On February 18th, only ten days after a triumphant victory in Super Bowl LX, the estate…

Island Rides – Ford Focus
Island Vehicles, March 2026

Island Rides – Ford Focus

By Marc J. Elzenbeck In a previous installment, we looked at the Toyota RAV-4 in its early forms, a handy-sized workhorse renowned for its durability and steady character. But among the many things a 20-plus year old RAV-4 has never been known to say are, “Hey, wanna see how fast we can make it down…

Your License Plate, Your Rap Sheet:
Island Vehicles, January 2026

Your License Plate, Your Rap Sheet:

Vashon Enters the Surveillance Age By Marc J. Elzenbeck Imagine you’re a county or municipal administrator in a cash-hungry jurisdiction and you see a demo of an Automated License Plate Recognition (ALPR) system. These are typically “green” solar-powered cameras mounted along high-traffic public thoroughfares to capture vehicle images, license plates, make, model, color, and designated characteristics. …

December 2025, Literary, Memoir

A Solstice for Cowzilla

By Marc J. Elzenbeck When we last left our 3,500 pound purebred Holstein flight risk, we had upgraded the 4 foot high fence she had jumped, topping and criss-crossing it with electric wire. The group that hated the 100 mile-rated Zareba Energizer’s power included Leslie Lou “Minnie” Moo, her new calf Nettie, our dogs, their…

Island Vehicles, November 2025

Island Rides That Refuse To Die: The Toyota RAV4

By Marc J. Elzenbeck Choices usually involve tough trade-offs, summed up in design as “form follows function.” Sometimes you can get both, but function is primary. Comfort vs. Speed. Reliability vs. Sophistication. Safety vs. Cost.  When it comes to owning a vehicle, there is also a trade-off called “Living on Vashon.” Several factors give our…

Deer Hunting With the FBI
Editorial Page, October 2025

Deer Hunting With the FBI

The Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced that a rifle cartridge commonly known as the Springfield Thirty Ought Six (.30-06) was used last month to assassinate a prominent conservative activist during an outdoor rally at a Utah college. Online pushback against this statement began immediately and continues to thrive, with an ongoing cottage…

Toyota’s Prime Plugger
Island Vehicles, July 2025

Toyota’s Prime Plugger

By Marc J. Elzenbeck My friend Valeo put a deposit down for a RAV-4 Prime, a ride in more demand than a Lamborghini. After waiting unfulfilled for almost 2 years, he sprang for a 5th-Gen Prius Prime. Both these plug-in vehicles are huge upgrades on Toyota’s solid hybrid tech, real game-changers in convenience and flexibility….

Mayo is Magic
Island Resilience, May 2025, Recipes

Mayo is Magic

By Marc J. Elzenbeck For decades I thought mayo was the province of professionals and was too intimidated to try my hand. But looking at store shelves full of white stuff made with industrial oils at $10 a jar provided the final oomph. (What is a canola? Where does it grow?) Turns out, mayonnaise is…

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