By Daniel Hooker
Three From Debbie at Ace Hardware:
Q: Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast?
A: In French, one egg is un oeuf.
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Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn’t take any, because why should they change the light bulb? It’s only going to die anyway.
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: it only takes one; the light bulb has really got to want to change.
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
Yup, they found de brie 60 kilometers away!
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An original from Chad, a librarian at the Vashon Library:
Did you hear about the ferry worker who was a martial arts instructor?
He based his entire style of martial arts on the ferry system.
“Vash on, Vash off.”
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Three From Elric
Q: Why can’t a man living in the U.S. get buried in Canada?
A: Because he’s still alive.
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Q: What’s on your hand?
A: Your fingers
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Q: What’s on your face?
A:This one has various answers, but one is your nose.
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Q: What part of the body can you most rely upon?
A: Your fingers. You can always count on them.
